Poetry Tuesday

Trick I Wish You Would

Trick I wish you would

Try to burn my clothes

I've had enough of your evil ways

And quit poking me on my nose

Trick I wish you would

Kick me out of my own house

I'm the one who pays the bills

While you sit quiet like a mouse

Trick I wish you would

Try to slash my tires

I paid too much money for them

You wanna-be Michael Myers

Time is out for all of these games

I would hit you if I could

But since the police have rules against that

Trick I just wish you would