LOOK HERE TRICK: A Thug In College???????????????

Let me start off by saying that it is impossible for you to be a thug in college. Yes, I said it. Little 5'4 me said that you can't be a thug in college. If you have a problem with me saying it, you know where to find me. College is not a place for thugs anyway. I'm not even sure if real thugs have time for a setting like college. I'm just saying with the drug game, pimp game, and rap game, is there enough time for a thug to learn about the different ways to make money legally. That's a lot on a person's agenda. And don't be fooled by the many people you see, imitating the so called "Thug Life." They are just wannabes begging for attention and street credibilility. I don't know why it's cool to be like a thug anyway. You tell me. I like to classify these types of people into two categories: The Poser and The Groupie. The Poser is a thug wannabe to the tenth power. Everything about him seems to imitate the lastest rap videos on BET Rap City. His pants hang lower than everyone elses. Every third word out of his mouth is a curse word. He is always a pimp in his mind even though the majority of the girls that actually like him don't look good enough to take to a dog fight (shout out to Michael Vick). His idea of a good time is smoking and drinking until he can not walk or until he forgets his name. And he always has a joke that is not funny, but you laugh in order to feed his ego. The Groupie is the person or people who are always around the poser. He believes that the Poser has a life to die for. He always wants to be around the Poser and constantly neglects his real friends and loved ones for chance at a cheap thrill. Everytime you see The Poser, you see The Groupie. The Groupie is infatuated by the number of women who like The Poser. He fails to see quality over quantity when it comes to those women. He makes bad decisions when it comes to his life because he wants to live through The Poser. The Groupie mainly poses like The Poser. Now, I know you are asking yourself, how does he know so much about the two types of fake thugs when he is not a real thug. Well, let me tell you this. I am friends with both types of fake thugs. I have stood beside both and broken bread with both of them. That's how I know the difference. And let me tell you this, it makes me sick when I see where their lives are headed because of the actions that they normally do. I know you are asking, why don't you tell them about themselves. I can only do so much. So, as you can see, the many people you see on campus seem to be thugs, are just mere fakes. In the coming years, both types will have to make decision about their lives. Either they will have to get their life together and finally realize how fake they were or drop out of school and accept mediocrity in their life with nothing much to look forward to.