Most of the people who actually read my blog know that I’m not one to hold back in my writing. When I see an issue that urks me, I normally go in with all intent of getting my point of view out. However, I have noticed that I have got on the women a little too much without giving equal attention to the men. So, I decided that it was time to help the women instead of chastising them all the time. I have said plenty of times that the women don’t know what a GOOD MAN is, so I have made it my duty to devise a list of the MAIN TYPES of GUYS that women shouldn’t date. There are more types that should be on this list, but these are the main types that cause discomfort to the FEMALE gender. {Caution: If you think I’m talking about you, then you must be admitting to yourself what you really are!!!!}
5. The Clown
I can already hear it now. Many of you are asking what is THE CLOWN. Well, THE CLOWN is the dude that does anything for a laugh. He has no goal in life. Basically, his life is your entertainment. At first glance, most women don’t view THE CLOWN as boyfriend material. But once THE CLOWN starts working his magic, women are reeled in. Most women like to laugh and that falls right into his plans. You see THE CLOWN’S main intention, just like the rest on this list, is to get in between your legs. He just goes about it in a unique way. Some CLOWNS have problems with narcotics and the bottle. Those things tend to alter his mood from time to time and make him over the edge sometimes. You would be surprised at how many girls THE CLOWN has. A lot of women want to have fun and that is what THE CLOWN provides; A brief moment of FUN. But it doesn’t last forever and THE CLOWN eventually moves on to the next girl.
4. The “Wanna Be” Thug
THE WANNA BE THUG is just that, a WANNA BE THUG!!!! This dude walks, talks, dresses, and acts like a REAL THUG. But the problem is that this dude has NEVER done anything in life THUG WORTHY!!! He knows every THUG song and he lives by what he hears on a CD. One of his biggest attributes it that he talks A LOT of noise. He is that dude that always talks about fighting, but no one has actually seen him in a real fight!!! This dude gets girls off of strictly reputation. A lot of girls get sucked into thinking he is a thug, even though he is not. Some girls even recognize that he his NOT a thug and still decide to give him a try. But it really doesn’t matter to THE WANNE BE THUG because the only thing he cares about is himself. He will continue to be that dude claiming to have MORE WHORES THAN YOU!!!!
3. The Cocky Athlete
THE COCKY ATHLETE is a unique individual. He is supremely confident because he has to be that way. His respective sport requires him to be confident in his abilities. But the problem is that he doesn’t know how TURN HIS SWAG OFF!!! THE COCKY ATHLETE only talks to certain females because he feels that he is of a higher echelon than others. You would think that this attitude would detract girls from wanting to be with him, but the opposite actually happens. More girls want to be with him because they figure he’s a hard catch. Everyone loves a challenge. But just like when he dominates his opposition in his respective sport, he dominates the relationship. It’s always going to be about him, whether you like it or not. THE COCKY ATHLETE, also, does have A LOT of options out there in the marketplace. So if the female is not living up to his expectations, then he will go looking elsewhere.
2. The Real Thug
It has been said that most girls tend to gravitate to the BAD BOYS. Well we all know that the ultimate “Bad Boy” is THE REAL THUG. This dude is always in the streets because that is all he knows. His life is all about “Trap or Die!!!” But don’t get me wrong, he is still able to show his softer side. I guess this is what attracts most females. The one thing you don’t have to worry about is protection with this guy. If you are having a problem, this guy will handle that real quickly in a violent manner. But the things that make him good also make him bad. Due to his violent nature, he is more likely to hit the female that he is with. You see, he has an uncontrollable rage and that can become scary in different situations. Before the girl knows it, she could end up dead messing with this dude. THE REAL THUG is also more likely to go to jail because of some the illegal activities he takes part in. That means that whoever is his girlfriend will have to wait on him to come out of jail and stay faithful for that time. Even if THE REAL THUG is in jail, he expects his lady to stay faithful to him. He is a controlling figure and everything must go his way or he will handle it.
1. The “Pretty” Boy
Now I know many of you are puzzled as to why I have THE PRETTY BOY number 1 on this list. Well it’s real simple. This dude can affect FEMALES in ways that NONE of these other guys can. Instead of messing with you physically, he works on you mentally and emotionally. This is the type of dude that most girls fall in love with, and become emotionally distraught when the relationship is over. The next thing you know, the girl is crying all the time because she feels that HER LIFE, HER LOVE, And HER ALL is gone. Meanwhile, this dude is already on the next chick, playing her like a fool. No one expects this guy to be the CHEATING type and that’s what he wants you to think. You see, this dude is the master manipulator. He knows what girls want to hear and he tells them that. He is great at telling lies and knows how to make them sound believable. He tends to LIE FOR NO REASON because that his apart of his nature. THE PRETTY BOY looks like everything a girl wants in a man. He dresses the part, talks the part, and walks the part. The problem is, though, that he CAN’T say NO to females. It’s nothing to him to have 6 or 7 girls at the same time. Even if he has the perfect girl next to him, he will always be in communication with another female. He ALWAYS has options. Matter of fact, THE REAL THUG is more likely to be faithful than THE PRETTY BOY.
Another reason why he is so dangerous is that he has the ability to make some girls become LESBIANS. Think about it. Some girls view THE PRETTY BOY as the perfect man. They figure if anybody is going to treat them right, it will be him. So they invest so much time into the relationship because they want to make sure it goes right. But then they find out he is cheating and they become emotional. After all that invested time they start to think that maybe ALL DUDES ARE DOGS. So they go after the next best thing and that’s another girl. Since men can’t treat her right, surely another female will treat her right. So now you see why this dude is probably THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN to date!!!!
If you enjoyed this selection or have anything to say about what I wrote, please feel free to make a comment. Thanks again for reading my blog.